Oh, the tangled webs we weave.... If only the adults would learn to tell the truth....
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Conversation of the day.
Student: "I brung crispy turkey bacon for lunch today!"
Me: "I see that."
Student: "Do you know how long it takes to cook turkey bacon?"
Me: "I think so. Do you know how long?"
Student: "Yeah.... a lifetime!"
What made it even funnier was that he was serious. The rest of the conversation was about how he ate a cooked squirrel once at his grandpa's house but his mother wouldn't let him eat more because it was bad for his teeth. Yeah, right.
And they pay me for this job! :)