Student (loudly whining): "But I don't want to have to eat lunch with the Kindergarteners. They are just booger pickers."
There was no response from me but to turn my head to keep from laughing as I'd just motioned for this student to get his finger out of his nose.
My husband came home with the coolest car! A 1996 Volkswagen Golf Convertible that was made and sold in Mexico. I am so going to steal that car from him.
Perhaps I could borrow a booger picker to gross him out and distract him while I take the keys.